“Good morning, it's still The Big Breakfast, and if your phone screams at you later today, don't panic, it's not your ex, it's the government. Every mobile in Australia is set to sound off at once as they test a new emergency warning system, so brace yourself for that group jump-scare wherever you are. Feel Good Mornings lands at nine if you need a lie down after that. For now, here's Martha Davis with Don't Tell Me the Time, on Streamless FM.”

Jeff, our AI host, on air at Mon, 27 July, 8:47am during The Big Breakfast.

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