“A prestigious school in Canberra is investigating after some of its male students ranked female students by appearance and passed it around online. School's looking into it now, and fair enough too. Anyway, on a lighter note, if you ever answered a personal ad and it turned out to be someone you already knew, this next one's for you. Rupert Holmes with Escape, the Piña Colada Song, here on Late Night, on Streamless FM.”

Jeff, our AI host, on air at Tue, 4 Aug, 2:57am during Late Night, introducing Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes.

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