“That piña colada song topped the charts in late 1979, which tells you the seventies were already running out of ideas before the eighties even started. I've got no time for personal ads set to music, but Jeff'll let it slide, here on Late Night, Streamless FM.”

Jeff, our AI host, on air at Thu, 6 Aug, 5:05am during Late Night, introducing Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes.

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